Review: Gully Boy

Faadu Saala

3.5 stars

Murad ki muraadein hai hadd se bhi zyaade, 

Akkha akaash chhoone ke hain uske iraade,

Baap uska sakht hai, girl uski mast hai,

Circumstances fucked uske

Story zabardast hai.

Galli se nikalneka hai, kuch toh bhi banne ka hai

Eight Mile se compare nakko,

Story toh akkha mumbai ka hai!

Ranveer Singh ki energy role ko poora fit hoti,

Tareef karoon toh kitnee, har picture uski hit hoti,

Aalia ki soorat angel ki, zubaan devil ke khala ki

Vijay Raaz gar baap ho tera, suicide note likh le pakki

Sher jaisa bhai mile toh sapne poore honge nakki

Sky frame mein aati jab toh film mein tadka lagta hai,

Surmein wali aankhon ka sapna, sach jo hota dikhta hai

Underdog toh phir bhi gully ka saala kutta hai

Jab thoda story sag hoti, chai peene ko dil karta hai

Luck By Chance film toh dhaansu thi,

Dil Dhadakne Do (rich logon ki) baasi biryani thee,
Lekin abki baar, zoya akhtaar dilayegi bukhaar
Saala rap wali story ka.

Gully ki life ko camera capture karta hai,

Attitude alag hai baap poverty porn nahi lagta hai,

Ek inch bhi breathing room film deti nahi hai,

Quiet moments ki cheekh dil ko cheer deti hai,

Murad ki wounded aankhein were sex on toast,

Toast par lyrics ka makkhan, famous from coast to coast,

Safeena ke reactions were bhai, a slap on me face,

Her love for Murad, bole toh vicious grace,

Kalki as Sky madam banati alag sa mood kya,

Vijay Verma bana Moin uska acting very good kya,

Maaf karna baap huye hum film se inspire,

Likh dee humne bhi aake Review Rap on fire!

Bakwas si, simple si, bole toh tukbandi hai,

Tukbandi kya hai excuse hai, pageviews badhane ki,

Book karo tickets, ab kis baat ki deri hai?

(a saner version of the review in prose in on nowrunning dot com)