There is only one star: Bhai.
And he's fading. Alas.
Whyyyyyyy are we watching this?
Whyyyyyyy did they make this?
Bhai can ride bicycles, buses, crash through glass, beats up bad guys, dodges bullets, cries at the drop of a hat, jumps across galaxies...
Sigh. I used to like Salman Khan movies. His sense of style, the shirt-tearing. These days, he's sounding more and more like:
(thank you @savagechickens for the inspiration)
Yes, Bhai sounds like Chewbacca.
And then his team of writers make the rest, unjheleble.
(Their word, not mine.)
p.s. watch the inventive, delightful Grand Budapest Hotel or surprisingly good Lai Bhari.