Funny Dialog Breaks Sleaze
1.5 stars
Mini Review:
The fourth in the ‘Hate’ franchise, this film like its other tales
has lingerie, shaved manly chests, moans and suggestive
has lingerie, shaved manly chests, moans and suggestive
hip thrusts, whiny song or two, high heels, pancake
makeup, bearded men who snarl at each other, murders too
and foreign locations… The acting is so poor your nerves
will be jangled. Supposedly erotic, the on screen kisses
will put you off kissing for ever.
Main Review:
Even though it is the fourth in the series, there is practically
nothing erotic about the film except Urvashi Rautela’s dance at
the club to a Himesh Reshammiya’s ‘Aashiq Banaya’ remix. You
suddenly notice her ample samples and thighs clad in leather are
a throwback to old style Bollywood where heroines were well-fed
and had child-bearing hips.
Alas, there’s nothing motherly about this Taasha, who wants to
dream of becoming a ‘sitara’ and I hope she got paid lots of
money for mouthing dialog like, ‘Mahabharata was fought
between brothers because of one woman, I am that Draupadi
between you two brothers!’ and even before you gasp for air
at her poor grasp of mythology, she says, ‘Who did you think
I was, Draupadi? There were five who shared her ‘jism’, you
are two.’
But the stuff for legends is not this. The angry wife who catches
the bearded, shaven chested man one - the husband Aryan
(played by an eternally red-eyed Vivan Bathena who has to do
little but snarl) en flagrante delicto, with has pricelessly funny
dialog: Sheets can be changed, but not the ‘mashooka’ wrapped
in the sheet.
Wait, what?
You mop the spilled coffee off your shirt, and then she adds,
‘I’m the twist in the plot!.’ And then she gets shot.
The second bearded brother Rajveer is a photographer and of
course he cannot contain his manhood in his skinny pants. He
falls smack in love with the statuesque Taasha and imagines the
moans and lingerie and the kisses. You also have to suffer
similar manly bare body and lingerie clad body of wife in a
song sequence doing things that make Homer Simpson chug
down beer look sexier in comparison.
There’s a revenge story embedded in there somewhere, but it
is covered in really bad dialog that defies translation: ‘Tere
warna se darna hota toh main beech mein nahi aata’
Then there’s, ‘I’m somebody that was nobody and know every
thing about my body…’ or something just as intelligent. But who
notices words when there’s women’s bodies to be shown in
various states of undress (I lost count after he pushed the bra
strap off her shoulder for the fifth time). And you fall off the seat
when the end shows the women in pastel chickenkari
embroidered salwaar kameez praying to a dead lad’s picture
when the revenge is complete. The movie is audacious in first
objectifying the women, and ending the film by quoting statistics
about violence against women.
(this review appears on nowrunning dot com)
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